Nutters with Putters
Nutters with Putters
Tim 'Ace Man' Davies & John 'Big Top Ted' McIver
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"An exhaustive and entertaining guide"¬ The Independent
"Ribald humour about the game"¬ The Sunday Telegraph
Tim & Ted's Top Ten Crazy Golf courses in the UK
Nutters with Putters das book Published Nov 2nd 2008
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Two of the finest touch putters spanning the last two millennia have joined forces to make this crazy golf instructional DVD. Learn how to putt and win.
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Nutters With Putters Index
00 Introduction to the Introduction¬
03 The Pregame¬
04 Pop culture¬
05 The Game¬
06 International Tournaments¬
07 The Post Game¬
08 National Tournaments¬
Appendices (Uber useless info)
Appendix I The tale of the tape - Ace Man v Big Top¬
Appendix II Miniature Golf and putting terminology¬
Appendix III Requirements¬
Appendix IV Who‚Äôs who of crazy golf¬
Appendix V Tim & Ted‚Äôs Top Ten crazy golf courses in the UK¬
Appendix VI Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club rules¬
theories abound but
it can be categorically stated now that McSly deliberately edited out
the lines on page 3. Strangely the only bit of editing he was
responsible for in the whole book.
The missing lines on page 3.
On my second child's birth certificate, the fathers' profession is given as professional mini golfer, something to give him pride when he grows up. On my first son‚Äôs birth certificate, (Timmy 2) I'm listed as an author. Well, one out of two ain‚Äôt bad.
did try and publish the book through the old, stale route.¬ Here
is a selection of comments from the rejection letters received from
‚ÄúToo witty, too clever, too interesting and too out there. We'd rather stick to the same boring old crap.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúWe only publish books with 'love' in the title.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúNo one will believe a word of it. We did though.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúWe don't need another Rowling type phenomenon.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúWe don't believe there is a market for quality work any more.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúWe'd much rather publish the highly disappointing follow up.‚ÄĚ
I'm about to graduate from high
school, and unfortunately, I'm graduating into adulthood at the same time. I
was very irresponsible this past year, and I spent a lot of time with my
boyfriend. All the time that we spent together, led to us having sex, and I
just found out that I'm pregnant. I am absolutely devastated, because I'm only
one month away from graduating, but I'm over a month along in my pregnancy. I only
began to notice something was wrong when I kept throwing up, and I felt sick
each morning. I went to see note template from Dr. Tim.
Dr. Tim told me to take a pregnancy test, and he let me know that it was free of charge, and included with my visit. I swore that I couldn't be pregnant, but I was wrong. After the test came back positive, I sat there and cried. I felt like I had ruined my future, and I had even planned to go to college in September. There was no other decision, but to keep the child, but I knew that my mother would be very upset. I was also afraid of what my boyfriend would think, because I've seen what boys do in situations like this.
I went home and called my boyfriend the same night, and he came over to visit me. My mom was still at work, so I decided to talk to him, while my mother was away. After I told him the news, I was shocked to see that he began jumping up and down, and saying that he was going to be a daddy. I was almost sickened by his reaction, but he was genuinely happy. He told me that he would be there for me, and he even suggested that we get married. Time went on, and I would feel very sick in the daytime. One week, I began feeling sick every day, and the next week was no better. I needed to miss some school, and I had already finished enough credits to graduate. I knew I would need an excuse to miss my classes, but I couldn't go and see forms template from my doctor. I didn't want my mother to know the reason why I would be missing school. My boyfriend told me that I could go on the internet, and look for a sample of a physician slip template. I found a website that had a doctors note template, and I decided to print the forms, and put in my own excuse to miss school. I turned the information into my school, and I told my mother that I was sick. I'm in the clear for now, but I'll soon have to tell my mom that I'm pregnant.
I search the internet, and I was able to find a document template. I couldn't think of any good excuses to miss school, so I used the forms template that I found online. I found a template example of a doctors note, and I printed it off. I missed school for several days, and I turned in the note template when I went back the next week.
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